Wednesday, 28 March 2012

Well you guys!

You really shocked me guys! Wow! 204 viewers! That's A-MA-ZING!!! well I guess I'll have to give you chapter 1 now. And peeps, don't be afraid to comment!! Nice long chapter this time :)


Chapter 1.
It felt like it does in movies. Like when the camera goes slow motion. When the surroundings are finally realised by the main character.
I walked through the middle of it. I felt deaf to the surroundings. Like I wasn’t there. People were dying all around me. One by one. I was the mystery girl. I was the last person to see the victim before they died and the first one to leave when the cops started asking questions.
‘Help! Help! Please Help me!’ a voice called from the distance. I don’t know why but my feet started running towards the voice. A woman was being attacked. Mugged. I stepped forward. I pulled the man away and punched him. Hard. He fell to the ground. Thud! I helped the woman get away and called the cops. He got arrested. Taken and locked away.
The lady thanked me and I left her. Night was coming. I sat on my bed and thought about the day’s events. About how normal my job is. How normal my life is. How boring it all is. I sighed. Ring! Ring! I picked up the phone. Soon to regret it.
‘Hello?’
‘Hello, is this Miss Carlotta of Flare street?’ asked a deep male voice.
I panicked. Blood pumped through my veins. ‘Yes this is Carlotta speaking. How can I help you?’
‘You can start by following the instructions I left in your house. You have 2 minutes remaining to find them. See you soon Carlotta.’
My heart pounded in my chest. In a mad rush I ran round my room. I picked up an envelope. Sealed. I opened the seal. I pulled out the letter.
Dear Miss Carlotta of Flare Street,
Your instructions are with held in this letter. It is your choice whether you choose to obey them or not is up to you.
Meet me at the old bread mill at midnight. Once you come, Miss Carlotta, there is no going back what so ever. The only way you can back out is if something terrible happens to you.
You may want to seriously consider coming. I have something or someone very special to you with me.
Signed, your new boss.
I stared at the letter. What could he have? I read it over.
Ding! Ding! 10 rings. 10pm.
Ding! Ding! 11 rings. 11pm. I started to get dressed. I put my gun in my pocket and my knife in my boot. I called a taxi and told it to be outside my door at exactly 11:40pm.  
11:40pm the taxi arrived not a moment late. I got in. Told him to take me to the Old Bread Mill. The ride was short and bumpy. It was midnight when I got there. I stepped out of the car. I recognised the man instantly. Black suit. Sleek black hair. Yep this was the man.
‘Hello Carlotta, I am Mr.... We have time for that later. Get in the car please.’ I nodded and got in. ‘Sorry about this.’ He said in a sly voice. He put a sack on my head. Blindfolded.  The journey felt long. I heard deep voices around me talking and laughing occasionally. I managed to make out part of a conversation.
‘So what’s she got to do with it then?’ one deep voiced man asked.
‘That’s for me to know and for her to find out.’ Said the boss.
‘We’re here!’ called the driver. The limo came to a sudden halt and I fell forwards. Someone caught me and I could feel myself being carried as the men walked.
The light came on quickly. Bright, I thought, very bright. The sack had been removed and I had been put in a chair in front of the boss who was sat in his big office chair.
‘You decided to come after all then? I don’t blame your curiosity. You just want to know what has happened to your friend. Never mind that for now, Carlotta.’ He said my name in such a venomous way it was like he was comparing me to the Devil himself. ‘Now I suppose you want to know why I brought you here?’ I nodded. ‘Well some people have upset me and my men in bad ways and we want some revenge of our own.’ I gulped wondering what was next to come. ‘We want you to...... Kill them. But befriend them first. Find out anything worthwhile then kill them. We are trusting you Carlotta.’
Before he spoke again I found my self standing up and shouting ‘Why! Why me! I can’t kill someone!’
‘Oh but you have Carlotta, don’t play games with me I know your past.’
‘I’ve never killed anyone!’ I said.
‘Oh yes I forgot, sweet innocent Carlotta. Wouldn’t harm a soul. Always stood and watched. Regretfully.’ I looked down in shame. ‘Have a drink Carlotta’ He held out a cup to me. I sniffed it and took a sip.
I found myself alone in a cell. Locked up. I sat up on the cold metal slab they called a bed. I scanned my surroundings. I saw a figure sat in the corner.
‘Who’s there?’  I said
‘Carlotta? Is that you?’ croaked the figure.
‘Brendan? Brendan!’ I called. I ran over to him and gave him a hug. ‘I missed you Brendan.’
‘Missed you too Carly.’ He gradually stood up, using me to lean on. He kissed my cheek and we exchanged gossip, mainly about the past few days.

Monday, 26 March 2012

Story time...

Well my dears, *old lady specs* are you sitting confortably? Then lets BEGIN!!!!!

Intro.
I can’t stop now. I’ve done it once.
‘I just can’t have you blabbing out my name to the cops, it’s nothing personal.’ She was crying and begging on her knees. She promised not to tell. ‘It’s nothing personal, it’s just business.’ Blood stained her frilly white shirt as she clutched her chest. She fell to the ground. ‘Like I said, nothing personal just business.’ She repeated that to herself as I walked out of the dark alley-way.
I was home. Safe from the judging eyes of the public. For now. Knock! Knock!  I answered the door. A short brunette child stood at my door, mouth wide open.
‘What d’ya want kiddo?’ I asked her. She looked straight at me. Terror.
‘You killed her’ She stuttered.
‘Who?’
‘My mum, in the alley. Last night.’ Tears rolled down her pale cheeks.
‘She knew too much....’ I couldn’t finish. I knew how it felt to lose someone close to you. ‘Where were you?’
She mumbled something then spoke up, ‘At the window on the bottom floor.’
Right, I thought to myself, I need to sort this kid out. She knows too much. She is only a kid though. ‘Kiddo, I won’t kill you if you become my...... apprentice.’  She nodded respectfully.  
thats all you get for now! Reach 200 viewers and you get Chapter 1. Chapter 2 if you reach 210 or if you reach 10 comments on this saying pwetty pwease.

Thursday, 22 March 2012

Well my lovelies...

We are reaching nearly 200 viewers! considering I only started a while ago this is amazing! So I promise you, if you get up to 200 viewers I will, *dun dun dunnnnnnnn* Write you up my story! I will do it in sections as it is very long and not finished yet, also there will be a new special episode of Ssms :) (Super small mini stickman!)


Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Super small mini Stickman!

*spongebob theme song* WRONG SONG JIMMY!!! *sorry* *horror movie music* Oh for goodness sake! *changes track to super man tune* I didn't even know there was a superman song but awesome!

*music plays as the words Super small mini Stickman and his picture appear*

|__lol-|  He's so lazy. I know! hehehehehehehehe I has an evils plans! *coughs*

|___-| lol   |_|

|___-|        |_|    lol _
                               |lol_
                                  |_
                                     |lol_ *mum* STOP JUMPING DOWN THE STAIRS YOU ELEPHANT!. *me* she needs a chillpill.   

|_|' (front door has doorbell ooooooooooo)

|_|' lol *Stickman* Bye mum! see you later!

|_|'_______________________________lol_________________________|=|F|=|A|=|R|=|M|=|

|_|'_____________________________________________lol___________|=|F|=|A|=|R|=|M|=|

|_|'______________________________________________________lol__|=|F|=|A|=|R|=|M|=|

|=|F|=|A|=|R|=|M|=|_lol_____(00)~ (ITS A PIG!!!)

|=|F|=|A|=|R|=|M|=|____lol_(00)~ *stickman* Hi Piggers! Please move yo butt away from ma path! *pig* Oink!
|=|F|=|A|=|R|=|M|=|____(00)~lol *stickman* HES CAUGHT ME ON HIS TAIL!! HELLLP!!!

_____________lol~(00)___ HES RUNNING TO THE MUD PUDDLE!

______________________________lol~(00)________HE WENT THE WRONG WAY! HES HEADING TO THE CAT HOME FOR ELDERLY BUNNIES!

_____________() ()____________________(00)~lol_______________
                          (="=)
                           (") (")

_____________() ()____________lol_____________________________the pig vanished                    
                          (="=)
                           (") (")

_____________() ()___________________________________
                          (="=)lol
                           (") (")
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BUNNY CAPTURED SUPER SMALL MINI STICKMAN! HOW WILL HE SURVIVE!? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT IF HE SURVIVES AND HOW!

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

Русский блог!

Здравствуйте, как поживаете? Хорошо? мне тоже. Спасибо за чтение моего блога. Пожалуйста, рекомендую всем своим друзьям, чтобы прочитать это.

Saturday, 10 March 2012

Da poll is over..... :)

And here are the results!

Adventure in space


1 (25%)
Adventure in woods


1 (25%)
TV adventure series


2 (50%)
Farmyard Adventure


1 (25%)
All


4 (100%)
so to make it a wittle bwit easier I'm gonna make an adventure series using those ideas!!

Friday, 9 March 2012

OMG

OMG GUYS!! GUESS WHAT!!

WE'VE HIT 104 VIEWERS!! :) THANK YOU SO MUCH PEEPS! THIS WOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE WITHOUT YOU ALL!! so please recomend to your friends and hey, who knows we could go fully INTERNATIONAL!!

To all you people out there. I care.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAfyFTzZDMM (you are beautiful)

Just listen to this. Now put a smile on your pretty faces, take a deep breathe. Nothing can make you feel bad without your permission. Keep that in mind. Now your ready to face the day. Remember, I care.

Speak to me on comments if you need a pick me up. Or just if you've had a bad day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPHo72HjzYc (had a bad day)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjhCEhWiKXk&ob=av2e (Just the way you are)

Voters updation

Hehe my title makes no sense! But anyway heres the Second Update for my poll!

Space-  1 Vote!
Woods- 1 Vote!
TV- 2 Votes!
Farmyard- 1 vote!
All- 4 votes!

Well my Spicy Beef Sausages, You have 1 Day left to Vote! Vote my pretties! Vote!

Thursday, 8 March 2012

This time...

This time on Super small mini stickman!

|__lol-| *mum* Honey your late for school!

|___-| lol         |_| (door)

|_| lol__________________ (path)

_______lol_________lolololololol (a gang blocks the way)

____________lol__lololololololol

____________lol_lolololololol (they are ganging up on him)

@@:~?>:@)&*&%^&£$!"!"£!£!$¬!!$£&*()&^&^%"@::L?:L?:::$":!":$:%::&%>&*:^£@~~~?<>~?<~~D~GFAAF!"!$%&$$*%*&£¬! (fight)

_______________________lol______________________________________|_school_|

_______________________lol____________2__________________________|_school_|

_______________________lol_________2_____________________________|_school_|

_______________________lol____2__________________________________|_school_|

_______________________lol_2_____________________________________|_school_|

_______________________lol_2______________________________________|_school_|

Why is there always a swan?

_______________________2¬lol______________________________________|_school_|

Now I'm scared.... where did he get a gun?

_______________________¬lol______________________________________|_school_|

____________________________________________________________lol_|_school_|

*end of school bell* *Bob says, 'Darn it'*

Voting Update!

Hey guys I started a new poll and hey presto already have some votes!

In order from highest to lowest:

  1. All (3 votes)
  2. Adventure series (2 votes)
  3. Adventures in space, woods and farmyards are all at the bottom with 1 vote each!!
VOTE NOW YOU SPICY BEEF SAUSAGES!!

Deutsch blog!

Hallo,
Wie geht es Ihnen heute? Gut, gut. Nicht zu bedeuten, aber ist mir egal, wie deine Schwester ist. Nein, ich scherze!

Also meine Freunde ist dies die erste von vielen deutschen Blogs! Ich hoffe, Sie haben es genossen!

Happy International Womans Day!

As today is International womens day I am keen to make the men do everything! Oh don't be like that I'm only messing :) Well International Womens Day hmmmmmm what to do what to do......

Comment and tell me what YOUR going to be up to today! :)

(Don't worry guys I'm sure you'll get your turn one day....)

:)

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

To be continued....

Last time on Super small mini stickman.

2222222222222222222222222222222222lol2222222222222222 He was lost in a flock of swans!

This time.

222222222222222222222222lol22222222222222222222 The swans got bored.

22222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222 they dropped the dude!
                                  lol
He fell for miles.

                                 lol

He should be dead.

                                lol

But he's not.

                           |_____| (Thats his bed dummy)


                          |____-|  (theres a pillow!)
                       



                         ^o^ (thats a close up on his face)

                 

                         |__lol_-|  (He landed in bed!)
How fricking unlikely is that man!

Want some grapes? *holds out handfull* No I'm not a weirdo.

Fine be like that. *eats grapes*

Want some more Super small mini stickman? WELL VOTE FOR IT YOU SPICY BEEF SAUSAGE!

So

Sooooo I guess you are wondering what the heck Super small mini stickman is? You werent?! Get out of here! No I'm only joking. Super small mini stickman is a stickman! He goes on many adventures like the shark pool one! heres another one!

----------------------------lol------------------------------- (He's drowning again)

---------------------------lol---------------2---------------- (Theres a swan)

--------------------------lol-------2--------------------- (its getting closer....)

------------------------lol---2----------------o----------- (Awkward turle for effect)

------------------------lol2----------------------o---------  (It's on him! not the turle dumbo!)

------------------------------------------------------------- (he's gone :L)

222222222222222222222222222lol222222222222  (He's lost in a flock of swans!)

Save him! Help him! :)

Too be continued........

A new poll!

Right guys, I opened a new poll all about Bob! (Super small mini stickman) answer it peeps!!

Well guys

Well my good friends!

the results are in!!
the winner with all the 100% votes is............. to ramble on like an old grumpy  man!! So here it goes....

*someone says about computers* Oh these computer things! Back in the old days we didn't have all this digital nonesense! We had pens, paper, and a typewriter! *someone mentions war* Oh the war! I fought for my country saving lives and making it so you young'ns wouldn't have to speak German! Oh then you go and learn German in school anyway! It's like you don't even care! Then to make it even worse! You compare me to a dinosaur! I'm not that old! Too mention it..... I'm not old I'm experienced!! Oh grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr blah blah blah drone drone drone.....

So guys how'd you like it? rare? Medium? Overcooked? *whispered too* Oh right not a cooking channel, ummmmmmm *whispered to again* Well thats all for now guys and gals! See ya'll next time for some more *whispered to for the third time* this is about a what?! A blog?! oh right I remember, so thanks for voting my lovlies and don't forget to check out destinyc99.blogspot.com !!! :)

Heres whats coming up....

Heyya my medieval friends! *is whispered to* Oh, this isn't the middle ages then? *no* sugar.

Well anyways, I would just like to clear things up,

  • If Bob loses the vote, I will carry him on anyway.
heres a taster.

|__lol-| *mum* Honey your late for school!

|___-| lol         |_| (door)

|_| lol__________________ (path)

Will Super small mini stickman make it to school on time?! Tune in after the  results are announced to find out more! (Bob is Super small mini stickman!)

Just to let you know, you have to check out my other blog to find the adventures of Super small mini stickman.

Voting is over!

Heyya my good universe peeps,

Just thought I'd let ya know that the poll has closed my lovelies. I shall be updating this space soon to announce our new winner!! In the meantime please look at my lovely friend Destiny's blog! destinyc99.blogspot.com :) come on, you know you want to........

Tuesday, 6 March 2012

Voting Update

Sorry Guys but some things have come up and I've to move the voting poll date to tomorrow. (1:25 am UK time) Really sorry.

Désolé mon copains!

Monday, 5 March 2012

Pole Dancing!

Bonjour,
Je vois que vous avez rencontré mon Blog Pole Dancing. Ce n'est pas réellement sur ​​la Pole Dancing, il n'a rien à voir avec elle! Il s'agit en fait de mon sondage (pas pour la danse, pour le vote!)

Avez-lire sur mes amis Homosapien.


(Read yo English freaks)

Hello,
I see you've come across my Pole Dancing Blog. This isn't actually about Pole Dancing, it has nothing to do with it! It's actually about my Poll (not for dancing, for voting!)

Do read on my Homosapien friends.

Bonjour les amis,

J'ai récemment ajouté un sondage sur mon blog pour voir ce que je dois faire ensuite. S'il vous plaît répondre dès que possible.

En outre, mon ami (le destin) a un blog aussi! S'il vous plaît visitez destinyc99.blogspot.com! Allons, vous savez que vous voulez trop ....

Au revoir.


(For English Homosapiens)

Hello friends,
I have recently added a poll to my blog to see what I should do next. Please respond as soon as possible.

Also, My friend (Destiny) has a blog too! Please visit destinyc99.blogspot.com! Come on, you know you want too....

Goodbye.

First ever post

Heyya peeps of the Universe.
I guess your wondering who the heck am I? Well I don't know. If I'm honest with you I'm totally random! With the amount of randomness I have it's a wonder I'm still here. Hey guess what! Guess what! GUESS WHAT!! hi! *laughs*

You who??? Anybody in there?? Yes reader I'm talking to you. No I will not do your laundry. No not even for £3. Stop asking. I said stop it. I'm the voice. The one inside your head. The one that makes you insane. But no I'm not Myrnin. (read Morganville book series by Rachel Caine)

HELP HELP!! HELP!! SOMEBODY HELP!! THIS MAN IS DROWNING!!

----------------------------lol-------------------------------------

NOW THERE ARE SHARKS!!

--------------------------^-----------lol-----^

NOW HE'S DEAD!!

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Why didn't you help him? He's dead now :'( I'm telling on you. Mummy!! Mummy! *Mum* What!! *me* They let Bob die :( *Mum* Oh dear! I'm calling your parents young person!! *me* Hahahaha your in trouble! *mum* Dinner time! *me* Bye Bye :)