First ever post

Heyya peeps of the Universe.
I guess your wondering who the heck am I? Well I don't know. If I'm honest with you I'm totally random! With the amount of randomness I have it's a wonder I'm still here. Hey guess what! Guess what! GUESS WHAT!! hi! *laughs*

You who??? Anybody in there?? Yes reader I'm talking to you. No I will not do your laundry. No not even for £3. Stop asking. I said stop it. I'm the voice. The one inside your head. The one that makes you insane. But no I'm not Myrnin. (read Morganville book series by Rachel Caine)

HELP HELP!! HELP!! SOMEBODY HELP!! THIS MAN IS DROWNING!!

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NOW THERE ARE SHARKS!!

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NOW HE'S DEAD!!

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Why didn't you help him? He's dead now :'( I'm telling on you. Mummy!! Mummy! *Mum* What!! *me* They let Bob die :( *Mum* Oh dear! I'm calling your parents young person!! *me* Hahahaha your in trouble! *mum* Dinner time! *me* Bye Bye :)